She's A Helper

Pam lurks. Was she a killer or just very very unlucky? Russ is suspected and then arrested. His lawyer shows up with a massive John McEnroe like perm. The police are inept. Why is Pam getting Betsy's life insurance? The cops tell Pam to set up a trust for Betsy's children. This wasn't as good as 1x01.

Best Lines:

“Chased my ex ( Read more... )

The Columnist (2019)

This Dutch drama stars Katja Herbers of 'Evil'. This is subtitled and sees Femke get trolled and she gets murderously confrontational in response. This wasn't that interesting.

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The Last House On The Left (2009)

This remake nobody asked for sees criminals (among them Aaron Paul of 'Breaking Bad') bother teenage girls. Then they ( Read more... )

The Captains (2011)
This is a documentary by William Shatner which centres on actors who have played Starship captains. Shatner’s a fat bloated ham and this was boring. Shatner has a private plane. Shatner talks to Patrick Stewart who was an overactor. Shatner annoys. He talks to Avery Brooks who is wearing a bizarre outfit and acting like he is ( Read more... )

Power Rangers (2017)
This film didn’t perform particularly well at all. This starts incoherently with a blue Bryan Cranston and babbling about Zeo Crystals. Rita is mean and Zordon (Cranston) prattles. There is no greater meaning here in this dreary looking mess. Angel Grove looks like a sleazy borough. Football players harass a cow and this is not ( Read more... )

Tragedy Girls (2017)
Friends who slay together, stay together.
A serial killer named Lowell (Kevin Durand) strikes and is captured by 2 sociopath high school girls named Sadie (Brianna Hildebrand of ’Deadpool’) and McKayla (Alexandra Shipp). They want to kill people and Lowell’s devious machinations can’t match their reckless and unacceptable ( Read more... )

‘Batman vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ trailer
Is Superman bad? Is Superman being worshipped? Batman looks angry and like a roid user. Alfred. Looks good.

Best Lines:
“Devils don’t come from hell beneath us. No, they come from the sky.”

“Turns good men cruel.”

“Tell me. Do you bleed? You will.”

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ trailer
Chewbacca, a ( Read more... )

‘Arrow/Flash’ superhero fight club trailer
Ha!

Best Line:
“And I thought you had anger management issues.”

‘Scream: The TV series’ promo
No!

Chinotto drink - utterly horrible.
Gluten free and wheat free bread - okay.
Spicy chilli tortilla chips Pringles - good.

I will review ‘The Game’ and ‘In Fear’.

‘Law & Order: SVU’ Quotes:
“You hoped it would remain ( Read more... )

‘Cockroaches’ trailer
ITV2 have made a sitcom about a couple who survived the end of the world and how hang out with stout lumpy existentially morose unhygienic drunk slutty idiots. This looks ridic.

Best Lines:
“In 20 minutes bombs will hit.”

“Are you all morons?”

‘Murder In The First’ trailer
It’s basically a remake of ‘Murder One’. An insufferable ( Read more... )

‘The Following’ 2x07 promo
Joe and Emma can’t control the new cult. Interesting.

‘Heroes Reborn’ trailer
A 13 ep miniseries of random plot incoherence in 2015. No!

‘The Blacklist’ 1x11 promo
Hee.

‘Big Tips Texas’ opening credits
Trash about catty ass bitches.

Seville orange marmalade = nice.
Drinking Chocolate = okay ( Read more... )

‘Drew Peterson: Untouchable’ (2012) was creepy.

Chocolate Angel Delight is a retro treat.

Review of ‘The Mammoth Book of The Lost Chronicles of Sherlock Holmes’ forthcoming.

I am reading ‘Divergent’.

‘Divergent’ Quote:
“Their primary purpose is to guard the fence that surrounds our city. From what, I don’t know.”

‘Bones’ Quotes:
“The absence of ( Read more... )